maanantaina, kesäkuuta 14, 2004

Testaa feministin egon suuruus

Pätevä ego-testi vaimon etsintään:
If you are looking for a litmus test for a prospective wife there´s none better then that of the tweaking of the modern female ego. All you need do is utter words such as "You do that very well . . . for a girl" with a twinkle in your eye and a boyish smirk on your face, and observe what ensues. Her reaction will tell you more about her than any computer dating service or impromtu little encounter session ever could. For as sure as night follows day, the degree to which her reaction is negative will be directly proportional to the degree to which she´s been inculcated with feminism.

Make the completely correct claim that women are not as good in sports as men and you´ll reap the whirlwind.

One day I was teaching a fellow who was the better part of sixty years old. After seeing his fairly syrupy, youthful service motion and the ample power it yielded, I remarked to him that he generated incredible pace for a man his age. The look on his face bore witness to the pleasure he took in the compliment. I taught children, too, and if I would mention to a ten-year-old that he did this or that remarkably well for a kid his age, the reaction would be the same. But what would happen if you were to make such a comment to a PMS(feminist)? "You serve really hard for a woman," hmm? We all know what the reaction would be. But why?

The answer is that older folks and children haven´t been instilled with the idea that they must forever and always war against, respectively, those enjoying the flower of youth and adults their egos with regard to this haven´t taken on the proportions of the national debt. But the PMS has such a large chip on her shoulder that if it´s true that pride goeth before the fall, then all of western femaledom stands on the precipice.

If the woman your with fails the test, she´s a PMS, and then your course of action should be clear. Run as fast as you can and don´t look back, run like the wind, young man. And don´t worry, she probably won´t be able to catch you. Guys are faster, you know . . .
Naiset jättävät työelämän yhä enenevissä määrin:
A survey by research firm Catalyst found that 26 per cent of women at the cusp of the most senior levels of management don't want promotion. A fifth of those mentioned in Fortune magazine's list of most powerful women over the years have left their jobs - mostly voluntarily - for a better home life. We used to blame these kinds of figures on the glass ceiling.

Should women who intend to become mothers and plan to look after their own children not bother to go to university in the first place? This was suggested by Kate Stone, the writer of a recent controversial article on the subject, in which she argued that full-time mothers 'use their fertility as an excuse' not to pay their dues in the workforce.
Nainen nai puukottajansa ja sanoo: "People think I'm crazy. They don't understand how I could marry Luke after what he did, but no one knows him like I do. I love him. He's worth a second chance. He'll never hurt me again."

40 prosentilla NBA-pelaajista on rikosrekisteri:
"33 criminal complaints of domestic violence against NBA players who played during the 2001-2002 season," a figure he said "is probably the tip of the iceberg" because "nationally, domestic violence compares with child abuse and rape as the most underreported crime in our society."
Yliannostuksen uhri.

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